I’m sure someone must have done this before
Please tell me someone did this before
If someone did not do this before I’ll be really disappointed
ok ok so story time
one time i was cosplaying as 50sstuck!Dirk with a leather jacket and my hella shades and someone asked if i was the leader of the squirtle squad and of course i said fuck yes i am
i then had an epiphany and gathered as many daves as possible and i led them through the convention center in a parade of idiocy and unironic shades
we were the strider squad
Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.
why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read
this is literally the only thing i can think of when they say that and when i see happy meals
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
But why the last one though
what am I not getting
I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoessee we’re getting there
Day 20- crossover
I really like this
is karkat flame princess
D I R K
Terezi…. It makes too much sense… “1 34T SH4D3S OF R3D B3C4US3 R3D 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR”